Assemble.

deepthroatdemon:

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

Only give her
what you are
willing to lose.
she is everything anyone has ever talked about needing, she will take everything that is not that need ~ Emma Bleker (via stolenwine)
Katy Perry: I wanna see your peacock-cock-cock-cock-cock
Lady Gaga: I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Britney Spears: I'm a slave for you, I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it.
Ke$ha: Don't be a little bitch with your chit-chat/Just show me where your dick's at.
White Feminists:
Beyonce: Bow down, bitches.
Nicki Minaj: I'm a bad bitch.
Rihanna: Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it.
White Feminists: how dare you, you're holding feminism back, dancing in lingerie isn't sexy or empowering, you're ruining it for all women, you're not a feminist.

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

philadelephant:

bitch the fuck you mean “nevermind” i paused my music for you

before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point

ju5t4n3rd:

so yeah schools coming up and that sucks but you know what else is coming up? ugly sweaters and scarves and PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND HALLOWEEN AND CUDDLING BECAUSE ITS COLD AND FALL LEAVES AND HIKING IN THE BRISK AIR AND THEN AFTER THAT SNOW AND HOT COCOA AND MALLS DECORATED FOR HOLIDAYS AND FRICK SCHOOL ALL OF THIS IS WORTH IT WOWIE

mishasofficial:

simptasia:

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Sims are worshiping the wrong animal.

fuckinraincity

mishasofficial:

simptasia:

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

  • LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
  • ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
  • LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
  • ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
  • LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
  • ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Sims are worshiping the wrong animal.

fuckinraincity